Sunday, January 5, 2014

Karma Whore Tip # 10 - Birthdays!

Step 1:-  Pick a celebrity who will resonate well with reddit community (like Gordon Ramsay, Louis CK, Bill Nye etc). 

Step 2:-  Find out when their birthdays are. You could refer to if you are running out of ideas.

Step 4:- Post on reddit wishing the celebrity on their birthday and with a picture with a funny/famous quote of theirs.

Step 6:- Profit!! :)

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Karma Whore Tip # 9 - TIL and Wikipedia!

Step 1:-  Go to Wikipedia and press alt-shift-x on the keyboard or click on the Random Article link. This should bring you to a random article on Wikipedia.

Step 2:-  Find an interesting fact from the article. If you don't find any, keep clicking on Random Article until you find one.

Step 4:- Use the interesting fact as the title and post a link to the article in /r/TIL

Step 6:- Profit!! :)

Karma Whore Tip # 8 - Picture and few words!

Step 1:-  Find a picture of these personalities Gordon Ramsay, Louis CK, Carl Sagan or Aziz Ansari

Step 2:-  Go to youtube and pick any of their interesting quotes

Step 3:- Edit the quote on the picture

Step 4:- Post the pic file on /r/pics or /r/atheism (based on the personality)

Step 6:- Profit!! :)

Monday, May 9, 2011

Karma Whore Tip # 7 - Funny GIF files !!

Step 1:-  Find a funny video on YouTube. The more recent the better.

Step 2:- Go to a gif creator website like GIFSOUP. Convert the video to a GIF

Step 3:- If Step 1 and 2 are too much of hassle then go to Funny GIF sites like GIFBIN.  Right click on a funny gif and save it.

Step 4:- Think of a funny caption.

Step 5:- Post the gif file on /r/pics

Step 6:- Profit!! :)

Karma Whore Tip # 6 - Cat pics and More Cat pics!!

Step 1:- Have a cat as a pet

Step 2:- Wait for it when you can take a cute pic of your cat.

Step 3:- If Step 1 and Step 2 are too much of a hassle, google for a cute cat picture.

Step 4:- Post it on /r/pics

Step 5:- Profit!! :)

Friday, April 22, 2011

Karma Whore Tip # 5 - Capitalize on memes

Step 1:- Go to a meme generator website

Step 2:- Choose a popular meme

Step 3:- Think of a funny caption that is relevant to the meme.

Step 4:- Post it on /r/pics

Step 5:- Profit!! :)

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Karma Whore Tip # 4 - Would You Live Here?

Step 1 :-  Image search on google for "beautiful sceneries" or "scenic pictures".

Step 2 :-  Pick an image that pleases you the most.

Step 3 :-  Create a post in /r/pics with the title "Would You Live Here?" and link it to the above image.

Step 4 :-  Profit!! :)

Karma Whore Tip # 3 - Douche Bag Parking

Step 1:- Drive your car into an empty parking lot.

Step 2:- Double park your car wrongly on the line separating the two parking lots.

Step 3:- For more Karma, park your car awkwardly taking up two handicapped parking spaces.

Step 4:- For even more Karma, the flashier the car the better.

Step 5:- Take a pic of the wrongly parked car.

Step 6:-  Blur the numberplate on the car image.

Step 7:- Post this image on /r/pics with a nasty title bitching about the car owner. for e.g "Douche Bag Parking!!"

Step 8:- Profit!!!

Karma Whore Tip # 2 - Comment Karma

After you have posted an image on /r/pics, include a comment in your own post with a brief description of the image. This way, if your post is getting upvotes, there are high chances that your comment will also get upvoted. For e.g -  In the "Would you live here?"  post , write a comment describing the place.

Karma Whore Tip # 1 - Good Ol' reposts!!

Step 1 :-  If you find an interesting or funny image on /r/pics, save it on your system

Step 2 :-  After about two weeks or a month, post this image again on /r/pics with a different title.

Step 3 :-  If you are too lazy then same title will do, but you will probably get more downvotes and lesser Karma.

Step 4 :-  Profit!! :)